Twitter & "Tweeting."

I'm using this update to rant about twitter because one day someone will be envious when they look back and see that I was proud to say that anyone who uses twitter is a fucking idiot.

I'm going to start "tweeting" myself because obviously I'm a god damn celebrity and it's the current train to throw myself on to. That was complete sarcasm incase anyone didn't catch the cynicism in the previous statement.

If someone honestly is craving the details of your life minute by minute you shouldn't be flattered. You should be filing a police report because I'm almost positive that someone following your every movement, minute by minute, is considered a stalker.

Essentially, I'm passionately begging all of you "tweeters" to pull your heads out of your asses and get over yourself. The universe doesn't care that you just took your contacts out or that you just ate a cheeseburger.

Well, I feel better.